Can anyone translate this please. my mate was magnet fishing and they found sword and it had some writing on it and I don’t know what It says

i won a fortnite match in vr

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i swolled shampoo

Look what I found

@KniteBlargh  and I are STRAY cats. •^• hear us meow. *scratchy meow*

True story btw

New edit it’s a bit off beat

chester.

Can someone give me some good music listen too