Can someone give me some good music listen too

Can anyone translate this please. my mate was magnet fishing and they found sword and it had some writing on it and I don’t know what It says

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i swolled shampoo

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@KniteBlargh  and I are STRAY cats. •^• hear us meow. *scratchy meow*

New license plate

True story btw

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I’m Batman