Man why tf is my pc background this

Some random employee for Astronomer Inc at the Coldplay concert looking over at the kiss cam to see his boss getting caught cheating on his wife:

I don't even need to manipulate this mf to do what I say he just does what I need him to do without even knowing I exist - Golden Alex

A weird noise happened in my attic today

Look at me I'm so buff

Video tape akert

How Family Guy expects us to react when a scene with sad flute music starts to play about a lesson that the characters will forget next episode:

Delicious eyes

United States project

Eyes so yummy I gave them a theme song