Went back to model the office I showed off one time and now it's completely pink for some reason

Well I guess I'm changing my pfp after like 2 years of having it

When you're jacking it but it's not enough so you start biting your foreskin:

A weird noise happened in my attic today

RAAAAAA

Video tape akert

My fans after I post "My old music was bad" for the 100th time a day:

When your foreskin becomes sentient and detaches off of you and it starts to bite you as revenge for you biting it when you were jacking it

United States project

Wow, what a great thing to tell me