Me after I get cursed to become Peter Griffin and now I have to stand like this:

"Hey who tf do you think you are, buddy?"

"What? I'm just you, but I'm gonna be better."

Wtf is this?

WHY IS IT THAT I HAVE 2 SEPARATE STORAGE SPACES INSTEAD OF JUST MAKING THEM ONE

A weird noise happened in my attic today

Elon Musk after his robot girlfriend short-circuits while having sex and his penis get electrocuted:

Video tape akert

Fuck

I found this on twitter

United States project

Ok MAYBE the Minecraft move has a chance