ran out(?) of ideas so this will take a while

(image 2 unrelated)

(random recreation i found. however it doesnt automatically make ben talk you can tell i clicked to make him say something)

anyway valex (pronounced they-lex) designs in chrono order (ignore cape)

id move to france (in future) but [see image]

dangit not again

[article directed at gamejolt]

"does metal valex exist"

"yes"

(my autism legit stops me from explaining certain things well (and also stops me from explaining certain things at all))

"valve wont reles!!1!1!"

bruh just because its not out yet doesnt mean they wont release it (also its releasing in 2026)

#wowthatwasreallycool

im just gonna use this as a countdown