wally headcanon #2 (continuation of last wally headcanon): he once ...

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wally headcanon #2 (continuation of last wally headcanon): he once stole an alligator from the zoo, he threw it in the ink river, and he rode it

but then his foot got bit, then thats when he got his metal foot replacement built by tom

was reading the TV Tropes page of Gone Home (YES I STILL PLAY THAT GAME IT'S LITERALLY G A Y) and this was on one of the main pages

holy fuck, Oscar, you're gay?

and you raped your nephew?

I BET SAM INHERITED HER GAYNESS FROM OSCAR HADJSKSHFJ-

YES

Y E E S

Sam = motherfucking Buddy Lewek confirmed

James be simpin'

(watching a Roots walkthrough, a good way to start a sunday morning)

Miles is a good man

fucking asshole

(reading: Love Is Complicated (Miles X Reader) Alvin And The Chipmunks!: Road Chip)

reading a preview of Into the Pit and this is H I L A R I O U S

*suddenly starts to simp for Albert knowing damn well he killed his family with voodoo dolls*

*also BAHAHAHAHAHA ALBERT "JIZZ IN A CUP FOR ALCHEMICAL PURPOSES" VANDERBOOM JSKSJSKSKSKSKSKS-*

memes i found gathering dust

enjoy

so he's ignoring the fact we just opened a secret passageway RIGHT NEXT TO HIM?!?

Porter and Sage have bestie energy