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Welcome to "surge the tenrec's little rude ted talk™"

(Trademark pending Johnathan Peterson Johnson 2026-????)

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Today we'll be talking about those freaky little adorable things that scratch the shit out of shaya's leg

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Yes, it's kitty time


So,here we have it,a full article of a surge the tenrec show,written and roleplayed by ms shaya

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Surge the tenrec:Hello there,beardos and weirdos,one to...wait, wrong intro... hello bitches,bros and non-binary foes, name's surge the tenrec, coolest gal in mobius, and today, we'll be talking about something that might,just might,be cooler than me, and that is

surge the tenrec:thx caseoh,any how,kitty :3

surge the tenrec: there's no sponsors so i can say whatever the fuck i want, kittens are the cutest, evilest thins to ever exist,shaya likes them,i like them, even people with cat allergies like them,some are snuggly,some are cuddly,some are fucked up in the head,some are just overly enthusiastic,in any form we love them,we just don't live seeing them sad

surge the tenrec: look at this poor fucker,you wanna hug him so bad don't you?

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surge the tenrec:well... guess what?...i want to too

surge the tenrec: anyways, can't forget to keep this educational

surge the tenrec:did you know that cats are exclusively carnivorous and wouldn't give a rat's ass if you're feeding them "healthy veggies",well,some fucked up vegans don't,i love vegans,they eat all the veggies i don't want to eat so i can eat my nuggies...but force a cat to eat plants and I'll be calling the mobius police on you

Car fun fact of the day:by shaya p Santos (John p Johnson)

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Shaya:the car in the gif above is a peel p50, the smallest car ever, it's so small that it can only fit 1 Jeremy Clarkson in it,a Jeremy Clarkson is 6 ft 5(1 meter 96,for my non American viewers),the peel p50 being almost half the size of his leg

surge the tenrec: anyhow,thank you for coming to my ted talk,i hope to see y'all beautiful sons-of-bitches in the next "surge the tenrec's little rude ted talk™"

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Credits

Creative writing:shaya "John p Johnson" pietra Santos/shaya pietra Johnson

Images: Pinterest

Gifts: gamejolt's gif library,based on tenor's giff library

Special appearances: Jeremy Clarkson,caseoh and shaya pietra Santos

Surge the tenrec's name, appearance and any official art of her is trademarked by sega and by IDW comics,surge the tenrec's name and image are being used under free use law, the creator (shaya pietra Santos) does not make profit from this skit,which will be daily, therefore, according to Sega's terms of usage of characters for fan games,comics and etc,my production is under free use by the law, the trademark in the name is merely a joke and i do not intend on trademarking that name

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