Heyo it's 3 am, I'm arg solving with artsy on this person @lxs-gdqif and apparently nobody solved his description so I just put it into a hexadecimal converter and here's what came up with...

Bro seriously

Look. Look and TRY to tell me this chicken ain't the cutest thing you've ever seen. (Read more)

It's just weird and more complex to do that

Aw hell naw

WE WIN THESE!!!!

Wait what-

Caution

Hey, quick question, WHAT THE SHIT HELL JUST HAPPENED, AND WHAT IS THAT DECK

@dig1pumpkin

I agree with sheepy