The absolutely flabbergasted one has been rediscovered near Yellowstone

You know, I’m not sure why but I’m feeling patriotic today for some reason. I think I’ll go ignite some explosives and forget whatever the fuck a kilometer is

this should turn out interesting

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…Something seems VERY familiar here…

Bro is NOT helping 💀

The next time this image is shown it will be when I have something I can show

What kind of ad is this

I AM NOT A MORON

There is a 84.7% chance I am not yet dead