So, nobody’s gonna mention how goofy Eyepeeler looks here?

Thankfully this nasty fuck doesn’t directly kill you anymore, it just shorts out the flash switches briefly.

So have this photo of it from the credits instead of a proper game over screen.

I AM GOING TO KILL YOUR ASS.

Four and the Announcer

“David McDundee achieved premium ear cancer”

My account is 2, and my children are almost 2, too

Everyone is being held captive in this oversized ziploc bag.

ERROR. SHADOWGLASGOWCOMMENT.EXE WAS UNABLE TO BE FOUND.

TBH, this could’ve been a particularly gruesome scene…

if it weren’t for David’s face.

No seriously. He looks like he’s absolutely baked out of his mind on pot.

This scene showing the aftermath of a rabid Barbie doll attack is easily the worst one IMO.

Just pure, unadulterated, cocaine-fueled, RAGE.