gj: hey you have a notification

me: oh cool let's see what it i-

gj: sike!!! it's actually a notification from like 2 hours ago!! get pranked bozo!!

me: bro.

can you tell i have literally no ideas on what to post

ohmygod ahsuaksjdhabgsa

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omg i lov him

oh!

completely forgot i scheduled this

maybe!

"i'm gonna start being more active in posts"

(literally makes only two lgbt related shitposts)

i love posting out of context class of '09 clips instead of actually attempting be funny on my own

boy if this was real... I would want to swim in the ocean!

wake up, it's time to play

MY GF GOT DISCORD

I CAN FINALLY LEAVE THIS SITE NOW