The bs I tell my friends

WHAT WILL YOU HAVE AFTER 500 CHICKEN JOCKEYS?

Guys there's a new villain in this world

What

Us fr

(I'm one of us)

@glitch-demon

Of fuckin course

Gasp

Stupidity

Sad news today

Because my family's major distaste for our cat, Mocha, we are going to be giving her away :(

LUCKILY she is going to be given to my gf, which makes me feel better