Welcome back to another video!

So today, we're gonna be learning how to make the PERFECT, PEANUT BUTTER SANDWICH.

I've been eating eating these things for... Basically every meal for the last 6 months. So let's get started!

First, grab a plate, I'm using a PAPER plate, I know they're bad for the environment, but I'd rather put a gun in my mouth than do another dish :].

Next up, the BREAD! I ran outta the good pieces of bread, so I have to use those... Weird end pieces? Not ideal, but we'll make it work.

Next up, grab yer' peanut butter, I don't currently have the top to my peanut butter, cuz I'm using it as an ash tray. Now that ya got your peanut butter, grab a utensil, and start spreadin'! I'm using a plastic fork, because, like I said, I refuse to do dishes, ever again in my fucking life, and I ran out of plastic knives.

I know some of you in the comment section will complain about me using plastic. But I bet you wouldn't say that shit to my face irl. If this shit ever ends and we go outside again, I dare you to step up to me in the street. Try me... TRY ME! STEP UP, YOU FUCKIN' PUSSIES! Y'THINK I'M FUCKIN' AROU-...

And there you have it! The PERFECT, PEANUT BUTTER SANDWICH.

Original by: "Bo Burnham"

Rewritten on GJ by: @FlipMation_DSQA [duh]