What Mom swears will happen if I open the door to strangers:

Police save me

Me at 8 years old talking to my mom so she would see me at the McDonald's games:

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Mecanismo shamebone

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Absolutely cinema ✋🗿🤚

When my mom makes us clean the house and I see that the one who makes all the mess isn't doing anything:

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Y ese facto 🗿🔥❓