I mean, he AIN'T lying...

(SPX takeover)

so, my fuck ass dad (Alex/Sonic-Pasta) decided to work on rewrites of the OG Sonic.exe stories to fit with in Joey's lore instead of, oh idk, LEARNING HOW TO FUCKING CODE TO WORK ON MY FUCKING GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ever had those Nightmares where its kinda like a Lucid Dream but you aren't able to do anything?

Hello Everyone!

We here at Blast Processing Team Are Here To introduce you to....

Sonic The Hedgehog: Rewritten!

The game is promised to have LOTS of Fun!

I'm finally doing it chat

I HAVE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT:

The Blast Process Studios Community has gotten some NEW channels

so I may or may have not "accidentally" eaten half of Lucy's brain off... and both her eyes... and a part of her arm... and ripped off her le- wait no, that one was Alfred... Alex I swear to god did you summon Alfred?

is this peak writing?

ok so I was able to restore MOST of @averageexefan

She's still missing a part of her arm and one eye, but other than that, she's restored

Dave, wtf did X do to you?