Holy shit, I got merch

♥️Story time♥️

I snuck a pic of my bae sleeping

My brother was hired from some "Nintendo" commercial

I don't know what Nintendo is but they put my brother on Tv

Just found out there's creatures called "bears"

Those are just cheap copies of Bulbears, they need to be morw original

I have awaken

Man I'm hungry

This is my cousin

I hate him

He's trying to take my wife and he's making fun of me

He's acting like we're brothers

They killed my wife tho..

Guess who's back