Hey Mario

Of fuckin course

The bs I tell my friends

What

Ha ha ha

@glitch-demon

Gasp

Sad news today

Because my family's major distaste for our cat, Mocha, we are going to be giving her away :(

LUCKILY she is going to be given to my gf, which makes me feel better

Stupidity

WHAT WILL YOU HAVE AFTER 500 CHICKEN JOCKEYS?