WHY DID YOU MAKE ME DO THIS?! YOU'RE FIGHTING SO YOU CAN SEE ALL THESE SHOWS AROUND YOU DIE! THINK, J! YOU'LL OUTLAST EVERY FRAGILE INSIGNIFICANT TRENDS ON THIS PLANET! YOU'LL LIVE TO SEE THIS PLANET CRUMBLE TO DUST AND BLOW AWAY! EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING YOU KNOW WILL BE GONE. WHAT WILL YOU HAVE AFTER 500 YEARS?!