18 SEPTEMBER 2177BC
in what is now the dutch territory of saba, a being would emerge, lots of light, lots of chaos, and lots of everything would be happening
a gigantic being, Willard Tilgar, a deity of a religion that never had a proper name, a religion mostly forgotten by history and time itself, superstitionism as it's called, named after willard's 1st song, superstition
superstitionism was a gigantic religion of the northern parts of south america (and parts of the carribean), the superstitionists were led by willard himself to great extents, they never had different leaders, it was always willard that would help them and lead them to places
they had their own language, the vanarna language, written in the nahiru script, which was bottom to top unlike most other scripts used today
the superstitionists were an advanced religion that lived in the country of ir (~2174BC - 1914BC) which now comprises of nowdays colombia,venezuela, guyana, suriname, french guiana, parts of brazil, and a few islands of the carribean (this includes saba)
the superstitionists were very peaceful people, until...
one fateful day, 22 DECEMBER 1943BC
the superstitionists were forced to war by what is now a civilization lost to time, little did anyone know that the end of the superstitionists, and the start of willard's anger problems would start here...
willard tried convincing everyone that battling was not what should be done, no one listened, thus, willard decided to deform into some smaller, more human-like forms (which are now his 1st to 6th phases) to try to talk to them better
the battle continued for years and years until willard one day snapped
19 JUNE 1914BC
at this point, willard had enough of the fight and decided "if these idiots that forced my people into battle can't eliminate all of them, I WILL"
willard would completely obliterate the superstitionists and ir, to stop what was going on, and at long last, willard was calm again
it would take around a decade for willard to decide to start exploring other places, however, that went horribly wrong, people would constantly attack him, causing him to spiral into further disconcertment and rage, eventually leading to willard going back to saba to rest for ~2000 years
30 APRIL 112
At this point, willard would wake up for the first time in almost 2 milleniums (or millenia or what fuckin ever), willard's forms made during the war of ir had somewhat stabilized, he would wake up in this seemingly new world and needed a bunch of time to understand everything that was going on, despite this, he ended up horribly angry and started creating even more new forms using way too much power, thus hurting not only himself, but also the production of his new forms (his 7th to 10th phases), thus those forms can never be stable, this resulted in willard constantly passing out, and at some point, he seemingly never woke up
1 MARCH 1229
willard would wake up from his almost 1100 year "nap", now in medieval ages, he tried getting his life back to normal, eventually succeeding, and as of then, willard has not changed that much, eventually forgetting the superstitionists, ir, the vanarna language and its script altogether, some people say he still can remember them, however it is not reccomended that you mention any of willard's life when he was the god of the superstitionists, otherwise, nothing, NOTHING will end up well
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