2 years ago

Winnie The Pooh: Removed Episode


I remember the day like yesterday. It was a crisp Winter morning, With a lot of leaves in the air. It was January, and I was just about five years old. I was happy, it was Saturday. My mother had to run some errands, and my father was at work (surprisingly on a Friday) I was the younger child. It was only 2014, so I wasn't really surprised of my friend Derek suggesting a DVD about Winnie The Pooh..

It just said "Winnie The Pooh" with a poorly drawn image of Pooh Bear. There was no names on it.

"My mother got this for us to watch," My friend Derek said

"Are you sure about this dude?" I asked.

"Don't worry, I got all of our backs if there is something wrong James," my friend Derek replied.

Derek popped the DVD into the Player. Where the "coming soon to video cassette" was supposed to be, was just a timer for when the feature presentation was coming on. It kept shooting to static most of the time. I told Derek to eject the tape, he gave up.

Like on all of my other Tapes, the Disney logo was just purple, instead of blue.

Next thing we saw, was a Weird Walt Disney Logo with the letters fighting each other. Me and Derek talked that this was Child Abuse or something. I needed to find out why the DVD was so weird.

The Winnie The Pooh Theme Song started. The Background Music was "Boo's Tired" by Randy Newman from Monsters Inc instead of the joyful theme song. Throughout the whole Theme song, The characters themselves all looked Sad and depressed. they all pretended to Smile.

When the Episode started, The Screen turned to static. The next scene showed Pooh and Piglet, but for some odd reason, Piglet and Piglet both sounded like Po And Tinky-Winky from the Teletubbies. Christopher Robin greeted them and Piglet said that he won't show Pooh his game and Pooh said that he won't show Piglet his game.

There was a Little bit of static, then everyone was eating Toast. Tigger was sitting on the table alone after his friends all left. He was rather sad and depressed, and he was crying. It didn't sound like acting, it sounded as if the voice actor for Tigger, Paul Winchell or Jim Cummings, was actually depressed...

Then the screen turned to static, i thought i could make 666 out of the Static. I told Derek to dial 911. He gave up, so we had to watch the whole thing then. Me and Derek talked if this WAS actually made by Walt Disney.

Then it cut to something. There was an actual live action clip of an actual bear killing and eating a pig.

Derek almost threw up, but he held in his puke. I was even sickened by this.

The Scenes then ended. The Next Scene then showed Pooh and Piglet both riding a seasaw. CGI wasn't realistic back in the 1900s....

Static came. After the Static ended, Christopher Robin was crying because Blood was all over him. Then all of his friends, Pooh, Piglet, Tigger, Eeyore, Rabbit, Owl, Kanga and even little Roo, were all hanging on somethings what I believed were Nooses with Blood drooling.

The Walt Disney logo came on and it was shaped like a knife. On the handle, there was a small label with the number 666 on it. Also on it was text saying "I Know Where You Live..." There were no credits.

The screen then burst with static and the power went out. Derek smashed the DVD to bits and put the bits in the Garbage Chute behind our Backyard, which leads to the Incinerator. When the Power went back on, I emailed the Walt Disney company, and told them about my WHOLE Experience. Then I got an Email back, it was from the company that created Winnie The Pooh....

Dear James Cerda,

Thank you for taking the time to write to us. We were quite surprised by your story about the unaired episode of Winnie The Pooh that you discovered. We are grateful that you contacted us concerning it. We can personally assure you that we claim no ownership or liability whatsoever regarding the episode. However, we still feel that an explanation is in order.

Unfortunately, we are unable to provide details of the tape's creation, as we simply do not know how this happened.

Back in March 31, 1997, we received a DVD in a package with no return address. The DVD had no words, it just said "Winnie The Pooh" with a Poorly drawn image of Pooh Bear. Along with the tape, there was a letter from Walt Disney, our owner, from Mickey Mouse, Peter Pan, Bambi, and Pinocchio, stating that he was the "biggest fan" of Winnie The Pooh (the Books, Movies and the Show) and asked for our approval to air his "fan-made creation" on television.

We were quite flattered that a fan would send us a fan-made episode for airing. However, when our editors viewed the episode for refinement, they were quite appalled by its nature. A few of the staff who viewed the episode unbelievably went into shock and had to be transported to the emergency room immediately.

Due to the horrifying content, we had absolutely no plans to air this episode. We passed the tape to a private collector, but we were dismayed to discover that he had many copies made. We ask that you please do not release the contents of the tape or this letter to the public, as we do not want to upset the viewers who love and support our shows for young children.

With warm regards,

The Walt Disney Company

Creator of Winnie The Pooh

I will never forget that day. It was January 28 2014, it was the day my life changed.

I have a condition where I can't sleep, and my buddy Derek had Schizophrenia, because he kept telling me he saw three tall animalistic figurines that look like Pooh, Piglet and Tigger all broke into his house and were about to kill him. The Winnie The Pooh DVD is why my own life is like this.

The Episode is called "Death & Suicide". I wish this never happened.

I have Nightmares about it, at least it's gone now, and i'm alive, for now...



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