I was born in Whiskee town where I got snatched by a giant bird and it raised me, until i ate it. The towns people found me at the age of 11 and taught me English and brang me into their religion, alcoholism. I became a knight and faught homeless people with a stick, and have no experience with sword, until I killed the offspring of the bird I ate, in Chernobyl I found a talking naked mole rat with a monocle and an exquisite mustache named Mr. Dinky, he treated to a cup of tea and glowed green with radiation, my partner who was with me tried attacking, he turned into a slice of cheese and I adopted Mr. Dinky, just after he turned an orphanage into a cheese factory.