Girl what happened to the fur that was on your body? 🐭 ♀️

I would be on hard boiled mode but I don't think I want my skull crushed🥚 ♀️

This is what happens when you take all of the steroids then inject them into your legs

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When I said I didn't have a birthday present for her, then she made me black all over 🎊 ♀️ (repost)

How to cook reindeer ribs at home. #GJAsks

I guess she really is just eye-candy afterall ♀️ 🍬

I got no jokes for Mrs squeakers over here🐁 ♀️

V̶̨̹̞͔͑̅͂͐i̵̢̢̡͚̩̞̥͕̜̻̫̩̐̈́͘͜d̴̨̢̤̗̦͚̺̭̤͙̹̃̕ẹ̷͓̺̰̽̍͛̉̐̔͋̓̚͜o̶̯͎̱͐̇͋̅̃̈́͋̽̊̀̓͊̃́͋̓

She has the full force of getting all my bones shattered at once ☠️ 🦫 ♀️