You're not going to win, junior.

...Alrighty, here goes.

Mario got owned by Impostor Bowser on the final turn XD

Loogi, Loogi, Loogi... He never learns... (he just lost a duel and gave me 42 coins, 21 of which were already mine)

AND IT DOESN'T STOP THERE-

Your late as hell to the party, DK.

JUUUUNIORRRRRRRR!!

You're an idiot, junior. Why on Earth would you even try to land on my space?

Another day, another game won.

Yes.