The Train Conductor.

Ugly

He looks like a dildo when u rlly think abt it

https://gamejolt.com/p/i-was-watching-puzzlepark-last-night-why-…

???????????

"Coffee ^_^"

https://gamejolt.com/p/ok-ask-the-idiot-conductor-something-aka-…

The Conductor didnt wanna tell u guys this but this is them in real life

Whos This

Guy tries to spend time with their wife but their brain is torturing them

https://gamejolt.com/p/1-they-them-2-cool-but-scary-in-person-3-…

Also for question 4 i think the Conductor would also like vintage fashion a lot ^_^ especially stuff like this

Ok Ask the Idiot. Conductor Something. AKA Something Stupid.

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