I don't even need to manipulate this mf to do what I say he just does what I need him to do without even knowing I exist - Golden Alex

Look at me I'm so buff

How Family Guy expects us to react when a scene with sad flute music starts to play about a lesson that the characters will forget next episode:

Delicious eyes

Over 4 years of being on the internet and I still suck ass kinda at drawing

Some random employee for Astronomer Inc at the Coldplay concert looking over at the kiss cam to see his boss getting caught cheating on his wife:

Me like 15 days from now having to use this card cause I accidentally watched 1 Spongebob video on youtube making youtube believe I'm under 18:

Eyes so yummy I gave them a theme song

These two dudes suck shoot the first guy and springlock the second guy Golden Alex is 10x better

Man why tf is my pc background this