Dark Cacao Cookie: “All women are queens son… you shall not treat them like objects!” *ignites his lightsaber*

Dark Choco Cookie: “Father… if she breathes… *ignites his lightsaber* SHE’S A TH*T!!!”

Vox: “That mother fucker Alastor… stealing all my women… and my MEN…” *smiles for he has an idea* “I’m gonna cancel him so hard…”

Abbie: “Oliver, why do you like to be Miss Circle’s favorite student?”

Oliver: *breathes* “Latina… I love em…”

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I remember this so well that every time I see it I wanna cry… Now I can no longer eat a gingerbread man/woman without feeling guilty…

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Ok… one of my friends asked me who was my personal crush when I was a kid… and well… (I STILL LOVE HER AS A CUTE CHARACTER TO THIS DAY) 🥺 *Her name is Marceline btw*

I LOVE THESE FANMADE COOKIES!

Nuh uh

“BLITZ! I JUST SNORTED A SUITCASE FULL OF COKE! AND I’M STARTING TO SEE MEMES IN THIS MOTHERFUCKA’!”