https://imaginesforthosewhoseekthem.tumblr.com/post/189637828428…

*suddenly starts to simp for Albert knowing damn well he killed his family with voodoo dolls*

*also BAHAHAHAHAHA ALBERT "JIZZ IN A CUP FOR ALCHEMICAL PURPOSES" VANDERBOOM JSKSJSKSKSKSKSKS-*

was reading the TV Tropes page of Gone Home (YES I STILL PLAY THAT GAME IT'S LITERALLY G A Y) and this was on one of the main pages

holy fuck, Oscar, you're gay?

and you raped your nephew?

I BET SAM INHERITED HER GAYNESS FROM OSCAR HADJSKSHFJ-

YES

Y E E S

James be simpin'

(watching a Roots walkthrough, a good way to start a sunday morning)

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so he's ignoring the fact we just opened a secret passageway RIGHT NEXT TO HIM?!?

Bro is NOT helping 💀

Miles is a good man

fucking asshole

(reading: Love Is Complicated (Miles X Reader) Alvin And The Chipmunks!: Road Chip)

reading a preview of Into the Pit and this is H I L A R I O U S

I AM NOT A MORON

tf