Believe it or not, shaq invited me to his basement

Just found out Squidward is an expert on tax fraud

I woke up in ah new bugatteh

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Yea there isn't any candy I think they are bad people

Bro is NOT helping 💀

Im starting to feel like he had no candy

I think I saw my uncles balls on the highway

I AM NOT A MORON

The worst feeling I have felt in a long time