HE gave the game a thumbs down and below this text is the review:

Lebron James started stalking me in the backrooms and was pulling the carpet then I went crazy and noclipped out of fear, then my psychiatrist locked me into a padded room and then I came back after 3 months of being trapped in a mental hospital, I got discharged then came back here to write this.

Update 12/11/2020: Oh god no, it's Christmas, everyone in North America knows exactly what time it is... Lebron James started breaking in my house, asking me "wanna sprite cranberry?" I'm not sure if he's a hallucination, or real, every time I do something he disappears, I was paralyzed in my bed, and he broke into my bedroom, asking me in a deep demonic voice "wanna sprite cranberry?" I screamed and had a mental breakdown, when my roommate barged in, Lebron James immediately jumped out of my window. I don't know how long I can handle this

Update 12/26/2020: With the holidays nearly over, Lebron has slowly ceased his attacks on me now that Sprite Cranberry is offsale, however that does not mean that he will completely stop, I'm expecting that in one certain moment, Lebron will come out of nowhere and unleash his Pepsiness on me since he has signed up for Pepsi recently, I got my Airpod sawn-off shotgun, and 4 months worth of canned soup, noodles, and beverages, when he's coming to get me, I'll be ready for him, and hopefully this nightmare will end!

Update 2/14/2021: My girl has broken up with me on Valentines Day because I was quarantining myself from Lebron James' mind games why on Valentines Day on all days? Anyway, Lebron has gotten much closer this time, I could've sworn I saw the shadow of the late Kobe Bryant flying into the sky along with WWE Legends Jim Neidhart, and Bruno Sammartino, my food has ran out, I'm starving and trying my best not to eat the last 3 cans of canned spaghetti, to save it for a better time, I'm malnourished, I'm thirsty, I'm hearing voices in my head, they talk to me, they're warning me, not sure if I'm dreaming or this is indeed reality, I mean after all, anything can happen, and my Airpod sawn-off shotgun has one slug left, I don't know if I should wait and blast him, or save myself the hassle and blast myself...

Update: 2/23/2021: I AM THE EXALTED ONE, I AM THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL, AND I'M PLAYING FOR THE LAKERS, WHAT YOU HAVE BEEN SEEING FOR THE PAST 3 MONTHS WAS THE EFFECT OF SPRITE CRANBERRY, THE POOR WRETCHED SOUL, HAS ENDED UP KILLING HIMSELF VIA AIRPOD SAWN-OFF TO THE FACE, I HAVE CONQUERED HIM, AND SOON ENOUGH, THE WORLD WILL INDEED KNOW THAT I AM EXALTED, THAT I CAN CONTROL EVERYONE, AND THEIR MINDS, WATCH OUT, FOR YOU MAY BE THE NEXT TARGET, WAIT UNTIL THIS YEAR'S THANKSGIVING, WHEN YOU HEAR THAT WRETCHED TONE "It's the thirst, thirstiest time, of the year" IT SIGNIFIES THAT I HAVE MANIFESTED INTO THIS LONELY WORLD, AND I AM ABOUT TO PROCURE THE SOUL OF A POOR WRETCHED SAP HERE, YOU BETTER NOT RUN, YOU BETTER NOT HIDE, BECAUSE IN THE END, I WILL GET YOU, AND YOU WILL MEET YOUR JOURNEY'S END IN THE HANDS OF THE LAKERS TOP PLAYER, LEBRON JAMES.

Update: 8/21/2021: It is the dawn of a new day, the sun is shining, the birds are chirping, and flowers are blooming, it's a brand new day, filled with new beginnings and better opportunities, I have decided to embrace the warm briskness of the mid-August breeze, it's not cold, but it's not hot, it's perfectly in the middle, I realized that September is right around the corner, which leads me into thinking, it's the end of summer and fall is nigh, that could only mean one thing, fall doesn't last for long like the summer, which means we're close to winter, oh no, it's coming back!

Update: 9/25/2021: For many years, we have always thought of Lebron James as the real aggressor, turns out it was Xi Jinping, I found him, I stumbled upon him after I have noclipped, he cast a curse unto me, I thought I have got done with Lebron, but unfortunately it seems as if things are going back...

Update: 11/7/2021: It has been exactly 1 year since "that incident" occurred, everything is different, the situations in the world, well at least mostly, but the situation with Lebron is only getting worse, because he has signed with Pepsi, the Sprite Cranberry ad may not show up again, as good as that may be, he joined forces with John Xina , my only hope to defeat those behemoths is to contact Taiwan, they will help me defeat the evil forces of Xi Jinping, John Xina, Lebron Jiang, the CCP, and put an end to this nightmare. As I was writing this, John Xina threw Bing Chilling through my window, it had a note attached to it saying "您不会获得任何社会信用积分" I was scared and I threw it back, he stared back at me from 30 feet away with piercing eyes that looked through my soul, he had the hammer and sickle symbol in both eyes as the words "GLORY TO THE CCP" flashed, I retreated and decided to hide in my bathroom which doubled as a nuclear shelter.

Update: 1/15/2022: I'm shocked in awe that Sprite Cranberry had a run without the famous commercial of Lebron Jiang, however that doesn't stop the curse, what wound up as good ended up changing. John Xina teamed up with Chinese Spongebob to try and capture me, it was a horrific experience, and I am worried I may meet my journey's end, I looked out the window and cried out, the spirit of Kobe Bryant and Robbie Rotten flashed and told me "everything's going to be alright" it shed light on the dark tunnel, a spark of hope came up, I was alive.

Update: 1/31/2022: I was tied up in a BDSM dungeon, I saw John Xina, Xi Jinping, and Chinese Spongebob, Xi Jinping was wearing a leather mask, a harness, and leather pants and had nipple clamps, I was forced to eat spicy Chinese sauce and bin chilling, oh god, the horror. I saw Indonesian DaBaby, he came up to me and put a burger near me and said "ayo pergi!" which means "let's go!" in Indonesian, Ed from Goodburger came up to me from the darkness and said in a deep voice "Can I take your good burger?" I took it as a chance and told him he can get the burger if he'd free me, he did that and I ended up running, Dexter from the same movie came up and said "Ed! Did you just free our hostage?" then Ed responded "Nah, this man offered me his good burger if I let him go!" then Dexter thrashed for a bit and yelled his famous line "WHYY!?" I haven't heard much after that since I made a run for it, I ran so far away.

Update: 2/24/2022: Putin has launched bombs at Ukraine, which interrupted the poop flow in China, thus harming its leyline, it only aided in my escape as I fled, damn, China looks pretty sad ngl, so anyway as I was running far away, I would notice that things only change in strange ways, I was wondering if this is a matrix or something, so I stop and look over my shoulder, I cannot believe who it is..

Update: 4/7/2022: It is Volodymyr Zelensky! He reached his hands out of the dark to help me out, he gave me a paska and a pat on the back "It's not over, William" he told me as he poured me a glass of uzvar to wash it down, he gave me a javelin and told me to strengthen up, "we shall put an end to it once and for all!" he said as Tsai Ing-wen, the president of Taiwan came out, alongside Joe Biden and Boris Johnson! We knew the CCP, Lebron James, John Cena, and the Soviet Union revival were not going to stand a chance against our alliance, we needed a few more members, but to our surprise, we hear "Ayo chico! Say hello to the bad guy!" It's wrestling legend Razor Ramon! He brought back the nWo with Kevin Nash and Hulk Hogan! Things are going so well..

Final update: 4/12/2022: It was a long painful battle, China was annexed by Taiwan, Russia was split into 4 countries, everything went back to normal, I locked Lebron, Putin, and Xi's permanently frozen corpses into the abysm room and walked away to move on with my life. Thank you all for viewing this silly review I made, it was one hell of a ride, and I grew up a lot during the making of this, thanks for all the awards everybody, see you all at the summit.