Hay so my name is halle and I happen to be a expert at lost medeea searching but i am going to have the pursonality of tap water and I'm not going to elaborate lol
anyways I just so happened to cunveeneantly find a vhs of The Mighty B despite the fact that it wasn't made in freaking 2001 WHEN IT WAS DISCONTINUED IT WAS MADE IN 2011 but anyways I picked it up yet there was a note saying not to watch it with multiple morons saying not to watch but i gave them the finger.
i walked into the basement and found my vhs player because i JUUUUST SO HAPPUN TO HAVE ONE DESPITE THE FACT THAT NOBODY OWNS THAT DAMN THING. anyways I put it in and it started with freaking static for 3 minutes yet I still watched because i am emo for static. anyways it started with the normal intro but in gmajor boo be scared HAHA.
anyways, it showed the title card, but 4 some reesun it showed an ACTUAL title card with art but it looked like it was made in ms paint with pngs and when it started the animation looked like it was made by a collage student.
Bessie yet again was being bullied by her rivals Portia and gwensu because why the hell not and it seemed normal even tho I JUST mentioned the fact that it looked like sheet also besee angrily scream "YA'LL ARE BEACHES" before going home and getting mad. she saw Hilary her mom and ben her ugly brother you dumb peace of sit like I hope you get freaking hate art you fat hippo anyways bESSE told her mom and she got mad and told her if she did this to Bess 1 moar time she had something planned
bessie went to McDonald's and ordered a McRIB with large fries and started eating the damn thing only for portia to walk straight up to her and eat all her frys and walk away laughing like a jerk and BESSIE called her mom saying "Mummy that beach ate my fries" and Hilary angrily dialed someone it was BESSIE'S DAD AND HER EX HUSBAND so as a result he showed up and his name was Dante and he came to Bessie and said "don't worry i am gonna ruin her life for yoo".
Days later Portia and Gwen walked into the house and heard banging and moans and they went up and saw DONTAI AND PORTIA'S MOM SLEEPING WITH EACH OTHER and dawntie said "screw you I'm your dad now beach" Portia screamed in terror and ran to Bessie and asked WHY WOULD YOU DUE THIS and Bessi said "you ate my fries so i ruined your life sister"
Gwen now panicked said "OH MAI GAHD PORTIA YOU'RE LIFE IS ROOEENED!!!" Portia panicked and screamed and IT just ended for zero reason and I was traumatized despite the fact that it's just a stoopid cartoon and so I hid it in the basement wondering why noone warned me (even doe I deliberately ignored people that warned me).