"YOU'VE BEEN TRAPPED, IDIOT! IDIOT!"
"What?"
*a cage falls down around him*
"YOU NEVER WERE THE BRIGHTEST. BRIGHTEST. YET SOMEHOW IN YOU'RE MOST POWERFUL FORM, YOU'RE EVEN DUMBER! DUMBER!"

"What do you mean?"
"don't play dumb. boss knows. and he's gonna show everyone."
"Wait- no! That's unnecessary!"

"no it isn't. let's do this."
*the power comes back on and another broadcast starts*
"greetings, citizens. we have here a resident who's been causing a lot of problems for me and my associate for quite a while. you do not recognize him, of course, and once we unmask him very few of you may anyway, but behold!"
*The masked man's mask is pulled off*
"cupcaker!"