Me: oh boy what should I eat today?

The frozen pizza in my fridge:

try it out

when you haven't slept and your classmates start acting all holly and jolly as soon you walk in

my hearts a hairy hole 🎋🎋

oh man !!,my Pinterest got banned what will i do without it??

my Tumblr account rotting:

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quick reminder by the government

@Bitter_160 let's touch each other bro ✌️😹

anything for the money bro 🎋🎋

"ngl your my best friend" "ILY SO MUCH" "HIII BESTIE" "WE'RE LIKE A DUO 🤪🤪" "OMG WE LIKE THE SAME THINGS" it's only a matter of time.