why did matpat say this?

me when im running late to class and i see a couple doing it raw doggy style while blocking my way so i have to genuinely curse them with weakness for eternity

gd cologne is playing the impossible game

the saturation jackpot

i like how the only reason mr whale became inactive for 10 months was because of motivation and people making it say weird things but even after some adjustments its still doing all this @ttbowen i think you need to adjust mr whale a little bit more

if being able to geometrically dash is your power, what are you without it?

no fuck off

this is the first low quality video i can prob upload without it being killed by the not properly uploaded restrictions so enjoy, or dont

how mfs be acting like when they cyberbully you into quitting because you said "mid music" to their favorite artist 5 years ago sarcastically:

unsuspecting student gets beheaded by teacher for using phone