SANS,WHAT R U DOING?

hey,paps,you know what?i found a diamond!

DIAMONDS?!THEY R SUCK.I PREFER DEAD BUSH RATHER THAN THE HECK DIAMONDS!NEHHEHEH.

oh,come on,bro.don't miss it,otherwise you will get a mis-STEAK.

SANS!!NAH!

wow!so beautiful and splendid!

Voted UnderTale Papyrus is everyone's favorite!

Made Officer Big Mac

ultra papy i guess