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Happy Halloween! (scheduled)
Knock knock! IT'S SPOOKY MONTH!!! (scheduled)
My birthday today! Once again, scheduled. I probably won't ACTUALLY post on my birthday.
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! (scheduled)
Happy New Years Eve! Scheduled again. Can't have it being two days old.
Merry Christmas! Another scheduled one here. Yay!!!
Happy Halloween! This was scheduled so I wasn't two days late again. Yay scheduling!!!
Happy Fourth of July! HAHAHAHA!!! JUST KIDDING! I'M TWO DAYS LATE AGAIN!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHhahahahahahh..... kill me...
May the Fourth be with you! HAHAHAHA! Just kidding. That was two days ago. Cinco de Mayo was yesterday. And I hate my life. :D
It's April Fools Day! HA! APRIL FOO- wait.
