my dad went to the state of wyoming and he never came back

welcome to mcdonal what you want

hmmm i think i will take a nice stroll in Nagasaki, Japan on August 9th, 1945

on god i kinda wanna invest in the stock mark on October 29th, 1929

im a professional salsemen.
i sell the egg

my son, jon smith, just ate a small bug. i think its time to go to china and force him to steal the eiffel tower.

bruh on god i kinda miss being able to stare directly at the sun for 4 hours straight with no repercussions

burger time has officially ended. rise up gamers

forgive me, for it is burger time

the voices in my head keep telling me to redownload my singing monsters

fr fr i would buy sid the science kid a fresh pair of shoes