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this is now my home

Come on down to Soulzy's Bar! Get one free drink for the death of Soulzy.

RIP.

*cri*

I like 'em big.

I like 'em chunky.

I like 'em round.

I like 'em funky.

I f*cked a monkey.

Come down to Soulzy's bar.

Drink so much you'll have a weird walk and a bulge.

I think I don't know.

I've seen that happen to the owner.

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Soulzy's Bar.

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come over here and get f*cked up at Soulzy's Bar

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