All Posts in Soulzy's Bar

oi where is techno?

*-screams very loud-*

i would like five shots of vodka

Can I get some Dr. Pepper, or Barq's Root bear? Which ever you have.

I should have joined by now but idk why i didn't

Wait there's karaoke? Great!

*goes latte mode*

Fancy

*destroys the toilet* And this is why you don’t drink hardcore whiskey at a bar after you have Taco Bell. I’m going to use my powers (if they work right now) to fix the toilet.

I’d like a tall glass of HARDCORE WHISKEY please.

*sings never gonna give you up very beautifully*

*shits at max speed 2.0*