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"Fuck slittin' her throat!
CUT THIS BITCH'S HEAD OFF!!!"
Is it wrong to find this hilarious
The fact I'm losing followers just for cussing or really posting anything in my main account is still funny, seriously, if you unfollow me because of that, you're not a loser, you're twice more than a loser, you're the opposite definition of winner
What if Mou cut Leashy's head off and tortured Leah?
"I had developed a crush, I just didn't know how to tell it to her. Should I cut off one of my ears and mail it to her, Send her pictures of my collections of skeletons or
Footage of me impaling myself on an elephant's tusk?"
Me: "I don't need love, I'm good on my own!"
My mind: "I am craving love like crazy…"
Me now talking to my imaginary GF: "Yeah baby, sing that song!!"
Me deep inside: "Everyone has real girlfriends, unlike me, ha... ha... hah... ..."
tell me that this doesn't sound like an eNVy angst song
Tick Tick Tack...
Tick Tick Tick Tack...
Ti-Ti-Tick Tick Tack...
Tick Tick Tack Tick Tack...
I have AND had the opportunity to meet and talk to a LOT of people but didn't, why? Social anxiety always, I mean, ALWAYS wins, man.