comedy in House of Car's🐈⬛

𝓒𝓱𝓪𝓻𝓵𝓲𝓮 𝓼𝓵𝓲𝓶𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓬𝓵𝓮 𝓵𝓸𝓸𝓮𝔂
how to make your own caro:
step 1: grab a frog at your garden or in a forest near you
step 2: make a paper crown
step 3: place the crown on the frog's head
step 4: teach the frog how to swear
step 5: done. B)

*insert caro wheezing and coloring this at the same time*
(this is a complete joke *WHEEZE*)

AHWLUWHDIUAWHDIAWHAJWDIOAWHÇDJOAWAWJDOAWJDOAWHDOAUWHDOUAWHDNAWHDAU 🐮🐸✨✨✨

nothing:
NOTHING ON EARTH:
Caro and Neo for no fucking reason:


how to make Candle get off a tree
B)
doctor: front facing caro isin't real, she can't hurt you...
front facing caro:
And it said
"School
Is About
Among Us"
And I was like
"So us kids are sus?"
"And doing taxes?"
And the teachers said
"Your always sus"
https://gamejolt.com/p/i-saw-among-us-in-my-school-ahhh-rbeqgiab