General in D&B: Bambception! (Crystalline Conundrum)

These kids with their pumped up kicks
Yeah you BETTER run!!
Faster than my helicopterrrr!!
This is the greatest plaaaaaaaan!!!-
hey guys
for a prank
give someone a trick candle inside a NORMAL candle, and then watch as their cat pours over gasoline onto the trick candle and on the floor, which makes their house burn down!
don't you hate it when your orange, lazy, fat, dog kicking, lasagna loving, monday hating cat shits in your cereal?
i sure do.
see it's funny because garfield tells jon to enjoy his cocao puffs, as garfield is getting out of jon's bowl of cereal
jon wasn't eating cocao puffs, and the cocao puffs aren't actually cocao puffs
they were...
welp, enjoy your cocao puffs, johnaglainfathan
actually garfunkel, i'm eating fruit loops-
...GGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRFFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
i hate when i say im gonna do things
then i dont do them :sob:
i am now gamesexual
the OFFICIAL gamejolt sexuality
FUCK gamephobes,.,..,.,
(BEFORE ANYBODY GETS MAD THIS IS A JOKE POST, DO NOT GET MAD PLEASE
ALSO im not really gamesexual)