Animals in DiDe's (*Professional) Department of Dumbassery

I was watching YouTube and my cat secrétela jumps up on my bed and meows.

Scared the shit out of me, ninja cat 😭💀😂

Dani is mischievous 😈

Kitty time!!

(I took real good pain killers so I’m not on fire now guys)

She plays in her water bowl and TOILETS. If you leave a toilet seat up, she’s in that shit no questions asked. 🤐

She also is REALLY curious about toilets when you flush them or when you turn on the faucet. She freaks out when I go in the shower tho lol

Also

I think my cat likes water-

Also she’s not a kitten anymore…

She’s 1 year old! She’s a big girl now!

Still my lil baby tho 😊

Anyone else do that with their pets? Act like an extremely attached mother so their child??

A think about Dani is that she always sits at the foot of my bed or at my feet when I’m in bed or on the toilet (puking my guts out) and I think she’s trying to protect me.

I LUV HER SHES SO CUTE!!

Look look!

Dani is posing for a picture!!!!

Anyways this is a cat I met at a sleepover

…I already forgot her name 😭

It’s like midnight or raven

Also my cat learned that if she stretches on the tile in the bathroom, it squeaks lol