the kitchen in Hell

where da cookies

the milf was expired

*slams a bag full of cheese onto the counter*

C H E E S E .

i'm bored, so ima make pineapple pizza to mess with everyone.

*makes a pineapple pizza*

I DON'T NEED NO KNIFE!

cause i cut up this pizza perfectly with my BARE. HANDS.

*insert smug look*

im hungree. where is food i here?

*stole milk* *run away*

What do you want for dinner cum

Cam the house is burning down again