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*A rattle can be heard in the ball pit.*
Pipple: JESUS CHRIST... HOW LONG WAS I IN THERE...?
OH SHIT-
THE TABLE!
IT'S BROKEN!
ALRIGHT PIPPLE MOTHERFUCKER NO TIME FOR MEME REFERENCES. TIME TO LEAVE!
*Pipple throws a part of the table at the creature and rolls off to find a hiding spot.*

*in black voice* your goin no where... ohhh lourddd
UHHH- FUCK WHERE DO I GO... DO I JUST... JUMP OFF??? FUCK IT THERE'S A GIANT PENIS CREATURE FOLLOWING ME RN I NEED TO GET AWAY
*Pipple jumps off the stage and rolls away.*
Giorno-Pepe (Pipple): W-what the fuck is that!? Alright-
*Pipple transforms back into himself.*
Pipple: I'M GETTING THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.
*Pipple rolls away at high speeds.*

transforms into uhh... this...

I SEE, YOU WANT TO DO THIS THE HARD WAY. WELL, CAN'T STOP YOU FROM FOLLOWING YOUR DREAMS, TROLL.
*Pipple uses the picture and transforms into the Giorno-Pepe creature.*
Giorno-Pepe (Pipple): Any last words, punk?