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it's a... cat?

*walks in* huh? whats this? *finds an old costume on the floor*

(Idk whoever wants to rp with me or this scene it’s here ig)

Pipple: ...JESUS CHRIST... IT'S DARK, HOW-

*Suddenly, Pipple is grabbed from underneath the ball pit.*

???: Pipple! Can ye stop fucking up time for like twa seconds!?

Pipple: RORY!? WTF???

Dude it's fine, I said the same thing lol

*A rattle can be heard in the ball pit.*

Pipple: JESUS CHRIST... HOW LONG WAS I IN THERE...?

Amy(animatronic): ...

OH SHIT-

THE TABLE!

IT'S BROKEN!

ALRIGHT PIPPLE MOTHERFUCKER NO TIME FOR MEME REFERENCES. TIME TO LEAVE!

*Pipple throws a part of the table at the creature and rolls off to find a hiding spot.*

*in black voice* your goin no where... ohhh lourddd

UHHH- FUCK WHERE DO I GO... DO I JUST... JUMP OFF??? FUCK IT THERE'S A GIANT PENIS CREATURE FOLLOWING ME RN I NEED TO GET AWAY

*Pipple jumps off the stage and rolls away.*