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Life Hack:
If you pull out a gun in a grocery store, you get a free ride to a place with free rooms and food!
Dear people who use Depressed as a synonym for sad.
It seems 202 wonderful people are following me! I have no idea what series of events could possibly lead you to want to follow me, but regardless, I really appreciate you guys! Have a wonderful (Insert phrase reliant on time zone).
Why do gender reveals even exist... like... did somebody one day just decide, "Hey, I'm gonna destroy the environment, because I want everyone to know what's in my Childs pants!"
Mentally stable or something. I don't know, I have emotional trauma
___ I'm Gay
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What you think when you hear the word penetration, says a lot about you as a person.
People often tell me that I need to get my head out of my ass, but I can always assure them, that heads are not the thing I want in my ass
If Sean can be pronounced Shawn. then I demand that bean be pronounced bawn
