my_deranged_thoughts in Deranged Thoughts HQ

If Sean can be pronounced Shawn. then I demand that bean be pronounced bawn

Fuck context

Behold, for I have the thiccest ass of all.

Just your daily reminder, that mermaids only exist, because a bunch of sailors got really horny after they saw a manatee

Have you ever woken up, and felt like shit? That was me today... although I feel much better now. Now I just feel like trash.

If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!

I was gone for 2 months, and now I have no fucking clue who anyone is... what have I done.

I read this wrong... very wrong...

Have you ever just looked at someone... and thought that their head would look better if it was moved 360 degrees?

My one and only New Year's resolution, is to watch the world burn. You're welcome world.