Unrelated in Ron's café

EEEEAAASALUKHKHKHKH, DO YOU WANT DO YOU WANT PHONE PHONE PHONE PHONE EAAEOEAAEO
RON BLOODSHED BUT ITS A MARIO CART THEME
Is this cafe part of a horror story or arg or is this just a community of unemployed people?
Please Ron, please be nice to women, i always be nice to women!