announcements!1!!1! in glove cult

something something gloves
my deepest apologies for all the noise, we're understaffed and over stressed
fuck this, these moderators are terrible.
i need new goons
guess what? im pansexual!! :D
@ZiyadTheInsurgent wanted me to say this for some reason even though im pretty sure i said this a long time ago
Heya, thanks for viewing my profile.
Before I made this post, there were no rules on this profile, and no one got banned, yay right? But for safety reasons, I'm going to make a lot of rules, not to much, but still enough. The rules are important.



i want all of you guys to type CHEW in uppercase now
i have been CHEWing on a lot of gum lately
honestly why the fuck did one of my shit sessions from the other day felt like i was giving birth to a baby or something?? did i have a gender affirming surgery before that shit session????????!!!!!!