news in Amy's Fan Club

i may or may not created an Alyssa In Wonderland AU

where it plays like Alice in Wonderland except the original AIW cast is gonna be replaced with the Inky Abyss cast

but i didnt watch AIW yet

huh

my mom: *flipping through channels*

me: oh look! it's Worst Cooks Of America

my mom: u watch that show?

me: yea, it's where they cook, but horribly

my mom: i can do that! i should be on TV!

me, quietly: i f u l l y s u p p o r t t h a t

my teacher was teaching me abt Arabic, we were learning about how to know if the object is male or female

then my teacher said that u can't change your gender but the objects can

then i was like in my head:

[THIS IS A TEST]

there's a cat in front of my back door and it wont leave

and its been there since last night

im playing a game called 'Missed Messages'

u play as a fem protagonist

then a girl asked me/the protagonist out

her name was Amy

i was like 'oh ok im dating myself lesbian style'

I AM BAK

im reading The Illusion Of Living, and when Miss Lottie's face was too close to Joey's, i was like 'NO JOEY GET OUT YOU'RE GAY-'

and damn, the preview ended

(im using google books to read)

my mom told me my clothes were at the laundromat bc when she was gonna pick them up it was closed

g u e s s i m m a w e a r m y d a d s s h i r t s

i was watching Spongebob with my sibs, the episode 'Spongebob in RandomLand'

then came that scene of 'Squidward Suicide'

my 2 siblings cried and i got a heart attack

im shaking